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Hay Fever is determined by popular vote: Sometimes the EYES have it, sometimes the NOSE...

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Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:04 am

@worth1 Are you sure he's not saying "There's enough meat on that burger to invent me a new type of casserole"
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Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:54 am

So, they built a highway to hell, and only a stairway to heaven. You can see the main direction of travel...
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Thu Jun 30, 2022 6:02 am

Did you hear about the guy that spent days on the internet looking for dual exhaust headers for his Tesla?
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@worth1 I think I read that story. When he found out he'd be had, he went back to the mechanic to complain.
"It's was only a wind-up" , the mechanic said.
So with that, he returned the car back to the showroom, because actually he wanted an electric car....
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Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:56 pm

Audacious, today someone threw a bottle of omega 3 oil at me .....

...luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.
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A snail calls 911 and reports being robbed by three (3) tortoises.

When asked for a description, the snail said "I don't know, it all happened so fast..."
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Guy finds a snail on his front porch, so he picks it up and tosses it into his garden.

A month later there's a knock on his door, he opens it and it's the snail, who says "Hey, what's up with that?"

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Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:00 am

I've just heard this morning that one of my best friends is seriously ill after drinking a whole bottle of invisible ink. He's currently in Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting to be seen.
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Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:50 am

The addition removal or replacement of a letter in a word can change everything.
Cocina means kitchen.
Cohina means filthy in Spanish and is an insult if a woman is called this.
The same can go with the English language as well.
Can you emagin the horror of a small child's parents when he came home from school and told them he was taking meth and not math.
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