Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 11:50 am
by Cornelius_Gotchberg
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 2:33 pm
by Cornelius_Gotchberg
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:48 pm
by MissS
Inflation, inflation, inflation… I don’t know what people are talking about… I’m paying exactly the same price for a package of ground beef as I did a year ago…
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2025 9:49 pm
by MissS
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2025 6:14 pm
by SpookyShoe
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 11:41 am
by rdback
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2025 11:58 am
by GoDawgs
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:42 pm
by MissS
An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink.
The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife.
Then, he carefully counted the fries, splitting them into two equal piles. He took a sip of the drink, passed it to his wife, and she took a sip before setting it back between them.
People at nearby tables started whispering. "Oh, how sweet... but also kind of sad. They must be sharing because they can't afford two meals."
A kind young man walked over and said, "Excuse me, I'd love to buy you another meal so you both can have your own."
The old man smiled and shook his head. "No, thank you. We’ve been sharing everything for years."
But as the meal went on, the young man noticed something strange—the wife hadn't eaten a single bite.
Concerned, he approached again. "Ma’am, are you sure I can't get you something to eat?"
She smiled and replied, "Oh, no, dear. We always share everything."
The young man hesitated. "Then… what are you waiting for?"
She patted his hand and said with a grin, "The teeth!"
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 5:10 pm
by worth1
MissS wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:42 pm
An elderly couple walked into a diner and ordered one burger, a side of fries, and a drink.
The old man unwrapped the burger, carefully cut it in half, and placed one half in front of his wife.
Then, he carefully counted the fries, splitting them into two equal piles. He took a sip of the drink, passed it to his wife, and she took a sip before setting it back between them.
People at nearby tables started whispering. "Oh, how sweet... but also kind of sad. They must be sharing because they can't afford two meals."
A kind young man walked over and said, "Excuse me, I'd love to buy you another meal so you both can have your own."
The old man smiled and shook his head. "No, thank you. We’ve been sharing everything for years."
But as the meal went on, the young man noticed something strange—the wife hadn't eaten a single bite.
Concerned, he approached again. "Ma’am, are you sure I can't get you something to eat?"
She smiled and replied, "Oh, no, dear. We always share everything."
The young man hesitated. "Then… what are you waiting for?"
She patted his hand and said with a grin, "The teeth!"image.png
That's actually not funny but sad considering the state of Americas healthcare system.
I personally have pulled all my teeth myself because I can't afford to have them pulled.
Nor can I afford false teeth or implants to eat normally with.
The working poor in this country are totally left out of the system.
Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 7:24 pm
by MissS
@worth1 I'm sorry that I offended you. I can't remove my post since you copied it.
I find that quite a few of your jokes aren't funny or appropriate either, but I don't berate you about it, I just move on.
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 11:29 pm
by MissS
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Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2025 9:54 am
by GoDawgs
worth1 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 5:10 pm
That's actually not funny but sad considering the state of Americas healthcare system.
I personally have pulled all my teeth myself because I can't afford to have them pulled.
Nor can I afford false teeth or implants to eat normally with.
The working poor in this country are totally left out of the system.
Take a little time and try searching "pro bono dental work in Texas'. Lots of links.
Re: The Comedy Club----Post Funny Pictures and Jokes