Someone keeps taking someone else's house.

Martha Stewart.

My grandson asked, "If you could (Waste)" a Covid relief check on something - what would it be? Before I could process the thought, he said Lonestar beer and chicken wings. He must have saw this online somewhere. He is 11 years old. Someone thought that was funny, and taught it to my grandchild.

Sometimes jokes are not funny.

I might go there with my Great Danish.

My old dog Boo Boo would have loved a large bread dog park.
You could leave a roast out and he wouldn't bother it.
I can't count how many loaves of bread and hamburger buns he stole.

I connected a hose with an aluminum coupling to a brass spigot. Hoses with aluminum coupling should be illegal, or at least come with a warning for clueless people like me.

maxjohnson wrote: ↑Sun Apr 04, 2021 11:05 pm I connected a hose with an aluminum coupling to a brass spigot. Hoses with aluminum coupling should be illegal, or at least come with a warning for clueless people like me.

It's called galvanic corrosion.

Do the yankees stink? Well, they have acquired an odor...

I commend whomever posted this sign encouraging dog owners to take responsibility for the mess their animal might make upon discovery of some rather gruesome remains.

This one is not so much funny as interesting.

A Son's Help
An old potato farmer writes to his son in Prison; My son, this year I won't be able to plant potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself. I know if you were here, you would help me, son. But, it's okay I'll take it away.
The son writes back, "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole from the bank".
The Prison Warden read what the son wrote in the letter and the next day the whole field was dug up by the entire Police Department who was sent looking for the money. But, nothing was found.
The following day the son wrote again. Now, Dad by now you should be able to plant all the potatoes you need. It's the best I can do from jail. Tell Mom, I love her.