There was a golden corral up in Emmaus. Gone now I think. That is pronounced E MAY US by us english but in pa dutch it is more like E MAAS. I think I went to it once, steaks, salad bar etc, like bonanza and ponderosa. Maybe a fried shrimp or seafood nite that I missed. Certainly nothing special.
The place I was talking about is called Old Country Buffet. not old town. That didn't look right. I could picture red letters on gray. I should have known that was wrong when I couldn't decide how to spell it Town or Towne. Okay yeah it is red letters on tan, Old Country Buffet, Lancaster, Reading, Downingtown PA. So three locations places, all in the southeast pa/dutch country. Reading location, we went to a couple times when we were over there. There are some famed buffets down where buggys drive but this is more a copycat.
The big one everyone used to drive down to was Shady Maple. Each night was a different special main course. Opened in the 80s, got famous pretty quick. I first went there with the football team. Well part of it. The offensive line coach, after our last season was done, took us senior lineman down to Shady Maple. Now, I considered myself a threeback, not a lineman, still do, told them I wasn't going, but they just about shanghaied me. The thing is, my high school ran a great power I. First junior high, then senior high, same systems, just more complicated in high school. It was so much fun, straight forward, hard hitting. Threeback is often the lead block or kicking out the end, it was fun, a good threeback got to wallop someone practically every play with a head of steam or on a play action, or smack a linebacker and let him think he shook you off then catch a 15 yard seam pass, wide open. Very rarely did my assignment help make a tackle. You hit them enough times and they start to jump out the way making a huge hole. I was a big kid with good feet and hands and smart enough, so it was super fun. (In 9th grade junior high I was 215lb tailback. So many times it was 5-7 yards and then finally a big pile on top of me. But in high school the class ahead had two fast backs already, so they shifted me to threeback for lead blocking.) It was super fun until the other schools started videotaping practices and stealing the signals between coach and QB. It was at first shocking to break huddle for a slot left zip blast right and have the middle linebacker calling out blast right blast right and shifting his defense before I even went in motion. Yep, coaches cheating in high school, they were stealing signs to steal athletic scholarships for their "student athletes". High School sports is supposed to be building the character of the next generation. Not teaching them that cheating is okay as long as you win.
So an era ended and the school changed coaches and systems and our senior year was ruined. I ended up a delaware wing T tight end as a senior instead of a power I threeback. WingT actually uses two threebacks, sort of, but they are little scat back types for running counters, not blockers. Basically it was a system built for undersized teams to try to compete against bigger kids. What a terrible, boring system that was to play, all misdirection instead of pancaking defensive ends hip to pit. Even the gaps had different terms. And the defense was different too, so instead of me playing middle linebacker / nose guard depending on the front, I was out at Defensive End, which I was terrible at. Had never played end before, didn't have the speed or height to contain and couldn't read keys from there, after 4 years of anchoring the center of the defense and just worrying about the fullback on passes when in a 4-3. Looking back, even my shoulder pads were wrong for defensive end, it was hard to even get my arms up to block passes, I think the pads were too wide maybe. I can picture two good ends from earlier classes that had narrower shoulders and shoulder pads. Certainly narrower builds. Anyway, WingT, ugh, boring system and guess what, defenses were calling those plays out too, they telephoto lensed and video taped and learned those signs too. Cheaters. That year we would hear, Sally at 7 sally at 7, the defense calling it out just like the QB did in the huddle. (that is the only play name I remember from that system, honestly. The new football coach would elbow you and wink, ha, get it, sally at 7? No respect for that guy, came up from Philadelphia to fill the job, and was a terrible gym teacher to boot. Just had no class in my opinion.)
Cheating in high school football, thanks to technology and athletic scholarships. Those schools really taught their kids a life lesson - it is okay to lie and cheat to win. Some of those schools already had huge football teams, so many good athletes per class that they could already run two whole squads, a dedicated offense and a defense without kids playing both ways. Whereas we always played both ways, best 11 guys on the field for nearly every play unless you got hurt.
Ahh, anyway, so okay fine I'm a lineman now, even though I wore a 30 series number, whatever, so feed me. We are 6 or 7 big boys, plus one big coach, in a van for an hour ride to Shady Maple. First time I was going to shady maple. You would hear shady maple mentioned, and it was like hushed tones and giddy nodding. Get there, kind of nice, we got a big table right near the doorway to the buffet bars. At first I didn't eat much, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. The others are all eating some sort of steak. I had shrimp, pies, cakes, crab cakes, all kinds of stuff. As everyone else was getting full and sick, I just kept chugging along steadily...the food was so good, then I finally found what there were eating. It was prime rib night. I think I ate three plates of prime rib after most everyone had slowed to a stop. It was pretty good, medium rare. The coach finally said I had to stop, we had to leave.

I tried to get a doggie bag for more pie but NO DOGGIE BAGS since it was a buffet. Then an hour drive back to home and everyone had pigged out and thought they were gonna throw up. I seem to remember the coach pulled over at least once to let someone out. I got to admit, it was a pretty fun night and I'm glad they made me go. There aren't that many dinners in a life that can be specifically recalled, and that is definitely one of mine.
The next time I went back was a bit later, and it seemed different. Well, it was different. Here they had capitalized and expanded, new building, tripled the size and downgraded the staff and food. So instead of a big pan of from scratch baked mac and cheese, it looked like a disposable aluminum tray pan of stouffers or whatever, heated from frozen. They claim it is the same recipes...frankly I don't believe that a bit. I have been there many times, with much diminishing returns. I just do not believe it is the same food, and the atmosphere was worse practically each time. It has probably been 8 years since we took a birthday trip down (you eat free on your birthday). I don't think Shady Maple is anything like it was that first time I was there.
But old country buffet, that place had some enormous families. I don't think we went back a third time, it was hard to watch, literally not enjoyable, the food nothing special at all. I remember a girl, like probably 5th grade and 200 lbs with parents to scale. Shady Maple was never like that. It ran the gamut with the customer base. Old Country Buffet clientele was seriously weighted toward over-eaters. Shady Maple got so big, such a long walk to the buffet, that may be part of it. Or maybe Reading simply has some of the fattest people around? And from table to buffet line at Old Country Buffet is like 50 feet round trip, whereas Shady Maple in the new building could easily be 400-600 feet round trip.
