A New York attorney calls his wealthy art collector client and says: "I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The art collector replied; "let's hear the good news first."

The lawyer "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million...I think she could be right."

The art collector "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? What's the bad news?"

The lawyer: "The pictures are of you and your secretary."

This ad just appeared above a site I was on and the spellchecker wasn't working, I guess! I HAD to take a screen shot....

I don't think I want to know what happens next! During the making of a film called Roar several people were injured badly by 'tame' lions.

MissS wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 11:46 pmimage.png

I'm not sure i get this one.

Growing Coastal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:38 pm

MissS wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 11:46 pmimage.png

I'm not sure i get this one.

The pigeons on the roof are just waiting for that nice clean car to come out.

Did you know why you don't find pigeons in the woods around your home?
They like cliffs, they are cliff dwellers.
That's why you see them where you do roosting on the side of buildings and billboards.
Remember you heard it here first.

GoDawgs wrote: ↑Sat Jan 22, 2022 7:09 am

Growing Coastal wrote: ↑Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:38 pm

MissS wrote: ↑Sat Jan 15, 2022 11:46 pmimage.png

I'm not sure i get this one.

The pigeons on the roof are just waiting for that nice clean car to come out.

Oh! Well, pardon me!
We have a special kind of hawk here so I didn't see the pigeons as a big deal!
This is a large 2 storey building.


A closer look.


Fortunately, nothing lands on the ground. I remember the stench though from another building down by the beach one year.
I don't know how roof tops survive this!

I'm rather surprised that Worth didn't mention that he ordered a new skillet.

Its a Lodge.

worth1 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 5:35 amIts a Lodge.

Yes, but is it big enough?

Whwoz wrote: ↑Tue Feb 01, 2022 3:13 pm Yes, but is it big enough?

It'd sure make a lot of french fries.

18 feet long and over 14,000 lbs, it is going to the the new Lodge, cast iron museum that will open this summer in Tennessee! Worth, start making those vacation plans!