Hay Fever is determined by popular vote: Sometimes the EYES have it, sometimes the NOSE...

The Gotch

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The Gotch

@worth1 Are you sure he's not saying "There's enough meat on that burger to invent me a new type of casserole"

So, they built a highway to hell, and only a stairway to heaven. You can see the main direction of travel...

Did you hear about the guy that spent days on the internet looking for dual exhaust headers for his Tesla?

@worth1 I think I read that story. When he found out he'd be had, he went back to the mechanic to complain.
"It's was only a wind-up" , the mechanic said.
So with that, he returned the car back to the showroom, because actually he wanted an electric car....

Audacious, today someone threw a bottle of omega 3 oil at me .....

...luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

A snail calls 911 and reports being robbed by three (3) tortoises.

When asked for a description, the snail said "I don't know, it all happened so fast..."
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Guy finds a snail on his front porch, so he picks it up and tosses it into his garden.

A month later there's a knock on his door, he opens it and it's the snail, who says "Hey, what's up with that?"

The Gotch

I've just heard this morning that one of my best friends is seriously ill after drinking a whole bottle of invisible ink. He's currently in Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting to be seen.

The addition removal or replacement of a letter in a word can change everything.
Cocina means kitchen.
Cohina means filthy in Spanish and is an insult if a woman is called this.
The same can go with the English language as well.
Can you emagin the horror of a small child's parents when he came home from school and told them he was taking meth and not math.

a customer of our told us that after much pondering, he has come to the conclusion that downy softener is
the reason for viagra.



keith