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NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 12:18 pm
by Cornelius_Gotchberg
The Gotch humbly proposes a Tomato Genre for those who have neither a Monster nor an Ugly, yet still possess that competitive spirit, in addition to a repulsively revolting monstrosity.
He'll lead it off with this Big Lou (seed H/T
@MissS) Hideous Whopper:
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The Gotch
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:03 pm
by MissS
@Cornelius_Gotchberg That's one beautiful cheesehead of a tomato if I ever saw one.
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:23 pm
by JRinPA
You won.
You could have let the field develop and then sandbagged them, would have been more fun
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Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 3:20 pm
by Cornelius_Gotchberg
You'll find The Gotch's
REAL entries behind these:
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The Gotch
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 3:23 pm
by Cornelius_Gotchberg
MissS wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:03 pm
@Cornelius_Gotchberg That's one beautiful cheesehead of a tomato if I ever saw one.
That second image have a
Jabba the Hutt thing goin' on...?
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The Gotch
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:18 pm
by Ken4230
My first thought before I ever clicked on the post was that The Gotch had some evil looking monstrosity already ratholed and everybody else is playing for second place. Probably the pictures he posted were "teasers".
I think eventually he will post one that is so ugly that it will hurt your eyes to look at it. The bottom picture reminds me of Jimmy Durante with his big nose.
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 6:59 am
by Cornelius_Gotchberg
Ken4230 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:18 pm
My first thought before I ever clicked on the post was that The Gotch had some evil looking monstrosity already ratholed and everybody else is playing for second place. Probably the pictures he posted were "teasers".
I think eventually he will post one that is so ugly that it will hurt your eyes to look at it. The bottom picture reminds me of Jimmy Durante with his big nose.
Ratholed? Heh!
Anywho, despite the uncomfortable preponderance of evidence to the contrary, and a rather telling adjacency to Animal House's Neidermeyer (
https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2f15 ... c774455ffe, does anyone really think The Gotch would stoop to such nefarious shenanigans...?
The Gotch
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 8:33 am
by JRinPA
I think I had one that ugly a few years back, doubtful that big though at 1.7#.
Re: NEW CATEGORY: Ugly Monster Tomato
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2024 8:37 am
by JRinPA
Ratholed got me too, lol. Of course I would write "squirreled away" and thinking nothing of it.
LONG LIVE VARIED DIALECT! Keeps life interesting.