Um Aliens are horrible. They are always pulling childish pranks. Often they will stomp down crops, and whisk away hiding in the clouds, laughing at poor humans trying to explain those weird patterns in their fields. Some of um Aliens are brutally mean. They mutilated cows--which is so sick. They hide using their invisible clocking devices. Then they laugh, and make fun, of human scientists trying to explain the mutilations. Unknown to them, I have exceptionable hearing. I can hear those little Aliens in my head. But don't worry, I never follow their instructions.  

We call them Dragons! When they touch down on the marsh grasses they leave signs - flattened areas of twisted grasses. We are sure it's Dragons.

They are here in Colorado too...

https://www.csindy.com/coloradosprings/ ... d=20777520