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Don't be so gullible, and fall for um Alien lies.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:45 pm
by TomHillbilly
  During the 40's when it was a man's world. Aliens came to earth looking for a male specimen. They needed to whisk him away to their home planet for breeding purposes. Because Um Aliens had inferior males. Naturally their women was all babes, needing a real man. Well-- that lie got busted. Everyone knows that Aliens, are like earthworms, they are dual sexed. 
Then they came here to stop us from blowing up this planet with atomic weapons-- there again, another lie exposed. Everyone soon found out that the Aliens had destroyed their planet, to where it was dying. They actually wanted to replace us. And that stuff about a cocoon under the bed ? That was all lies also. I myself, fell for that one. Back when I was suffering, from my wife's menopause. I looked under her bed several times. 
Finally we arrive at the Aliens enter our bodies as one thing. And pop out morphed into something else. Those lies are just to gross to address. I'm sure I missed several Alien falsehoods like----They also use our planet as a hunting resort, of sorts. They can cloak themselves invisible, and have a lot of fancy weapons. I knew that was a lie when they exposed themselves as 8 feet tall. Real aliens are under 5 feet tall. They only hunt for skittles candy.

Re: Don't be so gullible, and fall for um Alien lies.

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:41 pm
by pondgardener
I always wondered about Marshawn Lynch, who played for the Bills, Seahawks and Raiders...so that's why he was often photographed eating Skittles! :o :o :o