Butt dial

[slugworth]

My phone called 911 last night and I wasn't even in the same room.
Then 5 minutes later 2 cops showed up pounding on the door.
Good thing I wasn't on the bowl or they would have been inside to wipe.
The phone history showed no such call.
I went to the door with hands visible so I could live to plant the rest of my tomato plants.
2 weeks ago I dropped the phone in water and I thought it was ok after the Baptism.
It may be haunted.

[worth1]

My phone called 911 last night and I wasn't even in the same room.
Then 5 minutes later 2 cops showed up pounding on the door.
Good thing I wasn't on the bowl or they would have been inside to wipe.
The phone history showed no such call.
I went to the door with hands visible so I could live to plant the rest of my tomato plants.
2 weeks ago I dropped the phone in water and I thought it was ok after the Baptism.
It may be haunted.

I knew someone with 911 in their phone number.
I was at a gun shop when I called the number on the land line.
Dispatch answered.
I told them what happened.
The police showed up and they knew all of us, small town.
They went through the gun shop with a fine tooth comb making sure we were ok.
Guns drawn.
Fantastic job on the polices part.

[slugworth]

Some phones you press the side power button 5x and it dials 911
My normal exit menu has 3 choices; power off,reboot,emergency.
I was trying to reboot and it did the emergency instead I guess.
But it never showed on the screen.Like a secret send button and wait for a response.

[Cornelius_Gotchberg]

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The Gotch

[worth1]

Smoke signals and fire signals can travel almost the speed of light.
At least close enough.
The Chinese used them along their wall.
And they didn't have to have cell phone towers.
No dropped calls.
Group signaling too.