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Post: # 131979Unread post Cornelius_Gotchberg
Wed Aug 14, 2024 12:18 pm

The Gotch humbly proposes a Tomato Genre for those who have neither a Monster nor an Ugly, yet still possess that competitive spirit, in addition to a repulsively revolting monstrosity.

He'll lead it off with this Big Lou (seed H/T @MissS) Hideous Whopper:
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Post: # 131991Unread post MissS
Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:03 pm

@Cornelius_Gotchberg That's one beautiful cheesehead of a tomato if I ever saw one.
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Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:23 pm

You won.

You could have let the field develop and then sandbagged them, would have been more fun :lol: .

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Post: # 132006Unread post Cornelius_Gotchberg
Wed Aug 14, 2024 3:20 pm

You'll find The Gotch's REAL entries behind these:
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Post: # 132008Unread post Cornelius_Gotchberg
Wed Aug 14, 2024 3:23 pm

MissS wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:03 pm @Cornelius_Gotchberg That's one beautiful cheesehead of a tomato if I ever saw one.
That second image have a Jabba the Hutt thing goin' on...?
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Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:18 pm

My first thought before I ever clicked on the post was that The Gotch had some evil looking monstrosity already ratholed and everybody else is playing for second place. Probably the pictures he posted were "teasers".

I think eventually he will post one that is so ugly that it will hurt your eyes to look at it. The bottom picture reminds me of Jimmy Durante with his big nose.

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Thu Aug 15, 2024 6:59 am

Ken4230 wrote: Wed Aug 14, 2024 8:18 pm My first thought before I ever clicked on the post was that The Gotch had some evil looking monstrosity already ratholed and everybody else is playing for second place. Probably the pictures he posted were "teasers".

I think eventually he will post one that is so ugly that it will hurt your eyes to look at it. The bottom picture reminds me of Jimmy Durante with his big nose.
Ratholed? Heh!

Anywho, despite the uncomfortable preponderance of evidence to the contrary, and a rather telling adjacency to Animal House's Neidermeyer (https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2f15 ... c774455ffe, does anyone really think The Gotch would stoop to such nefarious shenanigans...?

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Thu Aug 15, 2024 8:33 am

I think I had one that ugly a few years back, doubtful that big though at 1.7#.

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Thu Aug 15, 2024 8:37 am

Ratholed got me too, lol. Of course I would write "squirreled away" and thinking nothing of it.

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