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Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:45 pm

Please do not use the forced air hand dryers. They contain massive amounts of bacteria including e coli.
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Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:37 pm

MissS wrote:
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Please do not use the forced air hand dryers. They contain massive amounts of bacteria including e coli.
I have also read that.
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Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:41 pm

And they blow everything everywhere

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Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:47 am

I once dried a glove under one of those air dry units. It stank unbelievably after that, until laundered, and I have never used one of those machines since. I'd rather dry my hands on my clothes. The old rolls of cloth towel were at least clean until they ran out. I think I walked away wet from those tag ends in the past, too.
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Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:56 pm

I hate the blow dryers.
Won't use them.
Then there is the filthy door handle with no paper towel to touch it with.
And who on earth picks the table next to the bathroom in a restaurant?
Really.
I worked with one guy years ago, we were at Jack in the box and he brought his food into the bathroom.
I was raised old school and many places still had the old out houses.
Complete with the sack of lime and Sears catalog.
No one and I mean no one took their food into one.

Speaking of the Sears catalog.
My dad was a prude big time.
He liked to look at the Sears and Montgomery wards catalog.
Had his own chair in the corner.
I noticed that if you got close he would turn a stack of pages to tools or something.
But he would keep his finger in the area he turned from.
I flipped the stack back and sure enough.
It was the bikini section.
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I think the local weatherman has stayed at home toooo long. He said the temperatures this weekend could reach the triple digits and beyond. 1,000 degrees? I don't think so :lol:
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Mon May 18, 2020 8:27 pm

Spooky that one about the ears is a hoot! :D
Believe it or not when I was little I used to fold my ears over to close em when I sleep. Mom noticed what a set of ears I was getting from that LOL. She even taped my ears to my head so I wouldn't do it. :lol: I guess it didn't work or I found my way around it. Still got em. :P
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